The Findings of the Day - 6/28

Just one noteworthy finding today, it is, however, of utmost importance.

#1

Seashells are the ultimate way to tell someone, "I'm sorry for your loss."

According to 50% of the bereavement cards at Rite Aid.

I don't really get it. "Sorry about your friend's passing -- here's some things I dug up at the beach!"

Perhaps seashells are made of pure sympathy. Though, I couldn't find any information to back that up on seashellafficianado.com...

Weird. Just weird.

[But my eyes: they don't see. They don't see the way they used to.]

The Findings of the Day or Stephen Slowly Discovers the World

#1

Refried beans are quickly becoming my new tomato soup, that is, my go-to bachelor food of choice. I do put a little taco cheese and Newman's salsa in there to make it gourmet.

Look at the bachelor. See how he makes food from a can. He is a man. A single man.

#2

Mexican coke is the tops. Granted, I found this out a long time ago, I just picked now to share it with you. It's also the recommend complement to a refried bean/tortilla chip entree. I looked it up on refriedbeanafficianodo.com.

#3

In the event of an explosion, diving underwater at the right moment can save your life. Thanks, Mythbusters.

#4

"The protagonist is the character who suffers the most"... Thanks, Michael.

Via : John August

#5

When I apply myself and stretch my creativity, I can accomplish anything. Conversely, when I DON'T apply myself, I sit on the couch, eating refried beans, drinking Mexican Coke, and watching Mythbusters re-runs.

Oh, discovery.

[I have never envied folks with money -- millionaires don't get along so well]