Showing posts with label John August. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John August. Show all posts

Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Findings of the Day or Stephen Slowly Discovers the World

#1

Refried beans are quickly becoming my new tomato soup, that is, my go-to bachelor food of choice. I do put a little taco cheese and Newman's salsa in there to make it gourmet.

Look at the bachelor. See how he makes food from a can. He is a man. A single man.

#2

Mexican coke is the tops. Granted, I found this out a long time ago, I just picked now to share it with you. It's also the recommend complement to a refried bean/tortilla chip entree. I looked it up on refriedbeanafficianodo.com.

#3

In the event of an explosion, diving underwater at the right moment can save your life. Thanks, Mythbusters.

#4

"The protagonist is the character who suffers the most"... Thanks, Michael.


#5

When I apply myself and stretch my creativity, I can accomplish anything. Conversely, when I DON'T apply myself, I sit on the couch, eating refried beans, drinking Mexican Coke, and watching Mythbusters re-runs.


Oh, discovery.


[I have never envied folks with money -- millionaires don't get along so well]